alejandroz:

waiting…

Annnnddd this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why we’re humans and they’re bears. This is why we have automobiles, airplanes, trains, tasers, and cherry flavored sodas and they have to wait for an iceberg to break apart to get a ride down stream. This is why we have civilized societies and they wait patiently for their applecicles to defrost. Newsflash bro, you’re in the arctic. That shit ain’t happenin’.
Maybe If you were in South Carolina that shit should defrost, but we’re gonna have to produce a shitton more cars before we globally warm enough to melt your meals for you. Just another page in the lazy story of polar bears. Listen, get some common sense you assholes, we can’t do everything for you.

alejandroz:

waiting…

Annnnddd this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why we’re humans and they’re bears. This is why we have automobiles, airplanes, trains, tasers, and cherry flavored sodas and they have to wait for an iceberg to break apart to get a ride down stream. This is why we have civilized societies and they wait patiently for their applecicles to defrost. Newsflash bro, you’re in the arctic. That shit ain’t happenin’.

Maybe If you were in South Carolina that shit should defrost, but we’re gonna have to produce a shitton more cars before we globally warm enough to melt your meals for you. Just another page in the lazy story of polar bears. Listen, get some common sense you assholes, we can’t do everything for you.

(via allcreatures)

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