Well this happened. Bears. Fishing. On a bass boat. Bears using technology to feed themselves. And talking. Questions raised: Where did they get the boat? Do they own a truck to pull that boat? Is there a trailer involved? Was murder involved? How are polar bears and grizzlies in the same geographical region? Why are they being civil? Why do they need insurance? How did they learn about deductibles? Can I fish better than them? Well simply, yes, yes I can. I could out-fish the best bear fisherman that species could field. Bring it on, peasants!