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alejandroz:

waiting…

Annnnddd this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why we’re humans and they’re bears. This is why we have automobiles, airplanes, trains, tasers, and cherry flavored sodas and they have to wait for an iceberg to break apart to get a ride down stream. This is why we have civilized societies and they wait patiently for their applecicles to defrost. Newsflash bro, you’re in the arctic. That shit ain’t happenin’.
Maybe If you were in South Carolina that shit should defrost, but we’re gonna have to produce a shitton more cars before we globally warm enough to melt your meals for you. Just another page in the lazy story of polar bears. Listen, get some common sense you assholes, we can’t do everything for you.

alejandroz:

waiting…

Annnnddd this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why we’re humans and they’re bears. This is why we have automobiles, airplanes, trains, tasers, and cherry flavored sodas and they have to wait for an iceberg to break apart to get a ride down stream. This is why we have civilized societies and they wait patiently for their applecicles to defrost. Newsflash bro, you’re in the arctic. That shit ain’t happenin’.

Maybe If you were in South Carolina that shit should defrost, but we’re gonna have to produce a shitton more cars before we globally warm enough to melt your meals for you. Just another page in the lazy story of polar bears. Listen, get some common sense you assholes, we can’t do everything for you.

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Haha you two are definitely going to die. First mistake: you let a bear walk right up into your campsite, your territory, your yard. Second mistake: You climbed a tree and didn’t even agitate that motherfucker. You just let him run willynilly through your shit and then he stole your car thus stranding you in the God-forsaken Russian wilderness. Is there no law in Russia? People really just fending for themselves all over the place? Well at any cost you better stay up in that tree because aside from that skillful 3-point turn I know bears have no idea how to drive so you can expect that motherfucker to be snow drifting errrywhere and taking yo’ ass to town. Ha! Russia.
Thanks to Jason for this

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